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Any of you on probation?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Edogawakikkoman, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. Edogawakikkoman

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    I'm 44 BTW.
  2. Ash

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    Lol!:d
  3. Ash

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    hmmm... in my opinion the bike was just asking for it....probably one of those hot little Orbea numbers just parading herself around in nothing but that skimpy orange paintjob!

    tarts..!

    (gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'bikeporn'...)
  4. WhiteGiant

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    Poor guy!!!

    It's not really fair, is it?
    Sailors have been "friggin' in the riggin' " for centuries, and now when some guy gets lucky enough to get his hands on (probably) some high-quality carbon, he gets done for "wankin' in the crankin' "!
    Where's the equality? Where's the justice?
    "... I said, SPREAD those chainstays wider!!.., and where's my KY Chain Jelly?..."
  5. Edogawakikkoman

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    I wonder how many bars his pump can handle.
  6. Deej

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    Where do hybrids come from?

    I hope he was wearing a valve cap...
  7. WhiteGiant

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    Back in high-school....

    .... we used to just cut a piece of old tube, and tie a knot in one end.
    It can get embarrassing when one's favorite frame is with tricycle...:(
  8. Phil Harris

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    The Outrage

    I would understand the outrage over this dastardly deed......if the bike was fitted with training wheels.
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    lots of guys popped their cherry on the "town bike". her name was joanne if i remember correctly. yes just about everybody rode her at least once. :p
  10. Ash

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    Good fences make good neighbours....

    Man 'attempted sex with fence' in London park
    By Matthew Moore
    Last Updated: 2:37am GMT 22/11/2007



    A drunken man broke into a central London park and attempted to have sex with a fence, a court heard.

    Daniel French, 24, made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates' Court was told.

    "He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'," said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.

    Leicester Square is a hub for drunken revellers at weekends
    "The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings."

    Mr Lemoine added: "French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson."

    French, of Verity Way, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, admitted being drunk and disorderly after a night out in the West End, but angrily denied making romantic overtures towards the fence.

    "That's not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me," he told magistrates on Monday.

    "The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting."

    French was sentenced to serve the time he had already spent in custody since his arrest - meaning he was allowed to walk free from court.

    Romantic liaisons with inanimate objects are not as uncommon as one might think. Last week a "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle in a Scottish hostel was put on probation for three years.

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